Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Estupido Minus the Accent

No mi gusta los fucking autobuses. They´re terrible. Especially when you really badly need to poo from eating one too many fiber packed oat bars..... but what can you do?

It´s been a long two days. I left the hot overcast humidity of Cartegena to soak up my neighbors shoulder drool on a 24 hour bus ride and then got to enjoy the sheer eyelid gripping terror of crossing the ecuador\colombia border without the help of any spanish speaking friends followed by a 7 hour near mental breakdown when my lovely bus decided to stop working in the middle of no where and all i wanted to do was poo!!!! I would have pulled a squater but the señorita running our hammock home in Playa Blanca stole my role of toilet paper.

On the brightside, I finally got to shower and it was luke warm!!!! Best treat since the ocean! Now off to finish smoking the rest of my pack of cigarillos.

Ciao for now.

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