Peeling Skin and Boy Do I Feel Sorry For Dogs

Talking about vitamin D.... wonder if there´s a way to overdose....

The Gloria, Cartegena Colombia

Just got to Cartagena today..... PIRATES!!!!!!!!!! The old town is surrounded by this huge fort.... nothing like the ones I build from snow, but they´ve got cannons so I guess its a bit better.

When I lick my arm it tastes REALLY salty.... but i´m confused because I haven´t eaten anything salty in the last month. I think I´ve fallen in love. My face is pretty much melting off.... and I´m pretty sure that I might turn into a tomatoe again.... but i´m not sure tomatoes last very long in heat... ok that´s a bit perverted so i´m not going to go there.

I pretty much feel like I´m a walking talking blob of sweat and it´s great because I´m white and reflect the sun.... i can´t imagine being a black person.... or furry. ok i can imagine it, but it´s not very pretty.

la muralla

When I inhale the smoke from my cigarette.... i almost feel like drooling it out. When I wipe my face.... it´s still wet. BUT... on the bright side, my hair still looks great... i can´t wait to submerge myself in the sultry succulant ocean!!!!

I have to go invest some of my hard earned pesos on some sandals because these big red cow hide boots feel like they´re actually amalgamating with my leg.


I´ll write to you if I don´t get hijacked by some rowdy pirates..... and if I do, i suggest you look for bottles in the sea!!!!