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Cabañas Rose Cottage Hostel, Otavalo, Ecuador

Frick... so much has happened, so i´ll try to summarize it as best I can.

Friendly Sheep, Otavalo, Ecuador

Claire and I went to Otavalo which had some pretty rightous markets. Our hostel was incredible, i´ll post the photos as soon as get some time.
Made friends with a few sheep... but i think they´re in line to be eaten. The animal market was pretty rad, met some really cool cows and they kept puppies in the same pen as the chickens and ducks.... hoping those aren´t meant to be feasted on.

The jungle..... oh boy oh boy!!!! It was wild.

The Most Beautiful Place on Earth

Shaman, Amazon Jungle, Ecuador

 I went swimming\showered in piranna infested waters.... one of the guys on our tour caught one that was about eight inches long.... they ate it. I was kind of a nuesance coz i was the only person that asked for vegetariano meals. But they were mega delicious. Palm hearts and wicked soups and mashed yuka.... soooo goood!!!!
We had a turatula (actually two until one committed suicide) nesting in our dining room. Don´t worry, i got up close and personal and took some photos for ya! We saw a bunch of other animals.... but i was more concerned about avoiding our retarded ecuadorian david hasselhoff look alike tourguide.... he couldnt get a hint.
A bunch of people tried the sharman juice... which they said was kind of like lsd but better... i was tempted, but as usual pussied out coz i have a hard time dealing with my hallucinations when i´m sober let alone if i´m high.
Appernatly we weren´t allowed to pee in the water coz of this fish that swims up the place where the sun doesnt shine and imbeds itself and sucks your blood until it grows to be too big for your genitals to handle that it explodes..... or something like that. Let´s just say it was fricken hard to untrain myself from peeing in the water.

Pre anaconda hunting

The weather was cool. it rained for two days (get it... rain forest) but the rest of the time it was supper sunny.... so sunny that when my burn finished peeling, i got a fresh one on top! stupid spf 60 is a crock of shit.... ok that´s a lie, i´m just that retarded that i thought paddling a conoe i wouldnt be THAT exposed to the sun. At least once all this skin finished peeling i´ll look less like a gringo and more like a local! Look mum, your loco daughter isn´t transperant anymore!!!

My spanish is still shit. I got a few new phrases down and everyday i´m trying to learn something new, but it´s not easy when you´re around english speaking backpackers. I take off from Quito tomorrow and will be forced to use what I´ve learned coz i´ll be travelling solo.

uuuuh... i think i got it all down, hope all is well in canadia!