Can a white person do the opposite of michael jackson and turn black?
I'm in montanita at the moment. It's delightful! The smell of roasting flesh wakes me from my slumber every morning and I'm pretty sure it's mine.....
This town is very active. and by active I mean a lot of topless men, which I dont have a problem with aside from the fact that the sweat dripping off thier chest glistens so much that it almost blinds me and their muscles seem to be injected with some sort of muscle hardening substance... Im in denial that someone could be THAT strong. Amidst all this chaos, my only friends is a band of dogs, which I'm completely content with... they dont judge me for havng tears in my eyes when I read a sad part, AND they're a great defence mechanism against the old men that walk by commenting on my ass.... I guess tanning with a wedgie is still considered a perverts fantasy.
Why is it that men here think that i'll rip off my clothes if they make ubsurd comments and try touching my ass? At first I thought they were looking for a pocket to pick... but i'm onto them. Would men become more attractive if women started doing that? I should really start elbowing them in the face.
Stoked for Ayampe! Celebrated Ryans bday with Vanessa and friends. If I'm lucky I might even get to stand on a board on the ocean!!!!
Adios.
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