Peeing Names in the Snow.

Guayaquil......

La Catedral Metropolitana, Guayaquil

Who am I kidding... it's another pirate city! So that's why I took off my pants and walk with a limp. Some would like to blame the red wine, some would blame the temperature.... I don't like to point fingers so I'm just going to say that it is what it is.

I started reading Voltare, and I promised a friendly Colombian I'd teach him how to shovel...

oh man oh man.... i might get a free garfield t-shirt!!!!!

ok focus..... where am I.... in an inferno that feels like heaven did a backflip and splashed a little substance all over my face..... I swear I didn't mean to write that.... please hope my brother didn't read that.... i don't know why I'm not deleting this. He's probably not reading it.

Ok i'm a bit bored here.... it's mostly because I'm afraid of getting raped and pillaged if I step outside of the hostel. I know I know, what a sad excuse for a pirate enthusiast, but since when have you seen a model airplane collector actually fly a real airplane??? They don't, because they suck like that, as do I .... I would never be able to navigate an analogue watch let alone a compass!!!!

Santa Ana Hill, Guayaqil

Ok I have to go now, the bus leaves for the ocean tomorrow which means I get to have a delightfully large glass of extra salty water to thirst my quench!!!

Till next time!